New Joke By: Hypnoti$Er

Jesus, Hypnoti$Er, and a builder were standing on one side of a river. They needed to get to the other side, but there was no bridge. Jesus walks on the water, and gets to the other side unharmed. Hypnoti$Er does the same. The builder thinks to himself "well if they can do it, why can't I"? So he tries to walk on the water, but falls and drowns.
Jesus turns to Hypnoti$Er and asks him "Do you think we should've told him about the rocks?"
Hypnoti$Er turns back and replies "What rocks?"

Additional Information: I'm nothing compared to Jesus, just a joke .

knock off of a chuck norris joke :/

stupidest thing i ever heard since:

if a guy pulls out, and you see him *** a little on the bed but 20 minutes later your cleaning up and his *** is coming out of you &you can smell it does that mean you could get pregnant and he didnt pull out correctly? it was on cycle day 18, well technically19i got my period the first of the month?

I'm on yahoo answers a lot.. and I mean a lot..

Bahhahahah!

Stark...if I EVER need any information like that, your the man I will go to. LOL