New Joke By: Hypnoti$Er

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New Joke By: Hypnoti$Er

Post  Demon on Sun Dec 25, 2011 2:36 am

Jesus, Hypnoti$Er, and a builder were standing on one side of a river. They needed to get to the other side, but there was no bridge. Jesus walks on the water, and gets to the other side unharmed. Hypnoti$Er does the same. The builder thinks to himself "well if they can do it, why can't I"? So he tries to walk on the water, but falls and drowns.
Jesus turns to Hypnoti$Er and asks him´╗┐ "Do you think we should've told him about the rocks?"
Hypnoti$Er turns back and replies "What rocks?"

Additional Information: I'm nothing compared to Jesus, just a joke cheers.


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Re: New Joke By: Hypnoti$Er

Post  LegioN on Sun Dec 25, 2011 12:01 pm

knock off of a chuck norris joke :/
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Re: New Joke By: Hypnoti$Er

Post  Stark on Sun Dec 25, 2011 12:07 pm

stupidest thing i ever heard since:

if a guy pulls out, and you see him *** a little on the bed but 20 minutes later your cleaning up and his *** is coming out of you &you can smell it does that mean you could get pregnant and he didnt pull out correctly? it was on cycle day 18, well technically19i got my period the first of the month?

I'm on yahoo answers a lot.. and I mean a lot..

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Post  Daze on Sun Dec 25, 2011 7:41 pm

Bahhahahah!
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Re: New Joke By: Hypnoti$Er

Post  xKross on Sun Dec 25, 2011 10:14 pm

Stark...if I EVER need any information like that, your the man I will go to. LOL
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